Shag, Stupefy, Or Snog?

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Shag: Moria Burbage- I don't know anymore.
Stupefy:Lucas Mulciber- Yes, well me and Lucas don't get along very well to begin with so.
Snog: Fred Weasley- I find it rather wrong to say that about one of my old students, if I'm honest. Smart young wizard though.

Molly Weasley, Gabriel Turner,Eleanor Rookwood

[THE PHOENIX]

SHAG Eleanor Rookwood - dont really have much choice.
STUPEFY Gabriel Turner - I couldnt go there with esmes man.
SNOG Molly Weasley - again only choice really.

Leah Falguerra, Draco Malfoy, Isaac Burbage,

[HARRY JAMES POTTER]

SHAG: Leah Falguerra - Because she was the only girl.... she is a girl, right?
STUPEFY: Draco Malfoy - ..... git.
SNOG: Isaac Burbage - don't really know Isaac that well. But I'd rather snog him than Malfoy.

Rodolphus Lestrange, Rabastan Lestrange, Bellatrix Black

[breezy]

Shag: Lucas Mulciber-He may be old but that just leaves more experience
Stupefy: Moria Burbage-I won't waste my breath on this one. Sorry baby sister.
Snog: Fred Weasley-Let's hope he's as fiery as his hair.

George Weasley, Leah Falguerra *snickers*, and The Phantom

[isaac]

Shag - The Phantom - Who gets to say they've shagged a ghost?!
Stupefy - George Weasley - Sorry, mate, I don't think you're half bad but it wouldn't look too good on me to snog (or shag) a Gryffindor.
Snog - Leah Falguerra - It's bound to happen sooner or later, love.

Rabastian Lestrange, Rodolphus Lestrange, and Fabien Burbage

[THE PHOENIX]

SHAG - Fabien Burbage - its not like we already havent
STUPEFY - Rabastian Lestrange - well i had to pick one and i couldnt really decide. Id love to stupefy them both.
SNOG - Rodolphus Lestrange - I think hes the better looking of the two...

Fred Weasley, Elijah Burbage, Draco Malfoy

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SHAG: Elijah Burbage, only because we're not related and I don't hate him fervently.
STUPEFY: Fred Weasley, because I can't snog or shag my brother because augh.
SNOG: Draco Malfoy. Even though I don't want to and I won't like it. Git.

Remus Lupin, Sura O'Connor, Charity Burbage.

[LUCAS DONOVAN CAIN MULCIBER]

SHAG: Charity Burbage. Because Im not sleeping with a student, and there is no God in this world that could make me go anywhere near a werewolf in that capacity.
STUPEFY: Remus Lupin. Werewolf. Nuff said.
SNOG: Sura O'Connor. Sorry kid. But I'd rather get a prison sentence for kissing an underage kid then get my lips anywhere near Remus.

Rabastan Lestrange, Draco Malfoy, and because hilarity is needed, Rufus Scrimegour.

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SHAG: Okay, this is awkward...Rufus Scrimegour. I'm sorry Cissy, it's forced. Really! it's how I escaped Azkaban
STUPEFY: Rabastan Lestrange - in revenge for my pimp cane
SNOG: Draco Malfoy - Draco, come *hand extended*

Randomly picked list~
Charlie Weasley, Severus Snape, Darrian Rahl

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((Pfft Rufus is sooooo not into blondes ;-p))

Shag: Darrian Rahl… ‘Fenrir you’re never going to guess what I did last night!’
Stupefy: Charlie Weasley – need I explain this? Filthy blood traitors.
Snog: Severus Snape – just to see the reaction

Eleanor Rookwood, Carerra Bristow, Andrea Brennan

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Shag: Carrera Bristow. I'd shag me.
Stupefy: Eleanor Rookwood. Nothing personal.
Snog: Andrea Brennan. Had to be someone.

Ginny Weasley, Will O'Neill, Rabbit Lestrange.

[LUCAS DONOVAN CAIN MULCIBER]

Shag: Rabbit Lestrange What are friends for?
Stupefy: Ginny Weasley I don't do jailbait.
Snog: Will O'Neill I've had worse.

Fenrir Greyback, Lord Voldemort, Bellatrix Lestrange

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Uhm. This is awkward. I play two of those three.
Shag: Lord Voldemort I don't like anyone else
Stupefy: Fenrir Greyback Stupid werewolf
Snog: Bellatrix Lestrange Only because maybe THEN she'll stop with the creepy obsession <_<

William O'Neill, Harry Potter, Rabastan Lestrange

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Shag: William O'Neill. (I'd shag me...I'd shag me so hard)
Stupefy: Harry Potter (No offense, lad, just following orders)
Snog: Rabastan Lestrange (Steal a bottle of liquor from yer brother and let's do this)



Minerva McGonagall, Remus Lupin, Rubeus Hagrid

[LUCAS DONOVAN CAIN MULCIBER]

Shag: Remus Lupin - Only body in the lot that's shaggable, though bloody hell, a werewolf, really?
Stupefy: Rubeus Hagrid - Sorry mate, but I fear I'd get lost in that massive beard of yours elsewise.
Snog: Minerva McGonagall - May the lion tamer forgive me for this one. Oi.

Alright here's a bunch of not rights for you:

Fenrir, Voldemort, Bellatrix.

Enjoy.