Must be funny in the rich man's world

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Who do you get along with?
Oh, I get along well with most people. I mean, I’m funny and outgoing. Who wouldn’t love a nice fella like me? What’s with that look? You don’t think I’m a good friend to people? Hm… Okay, I agree that I will only be nice to those who pay me well for my service. But hey, I gotta make a living on my own here. You can’t blame me for that. Wouldn’t you be mad when you do the work for them and they ditch you or give little reward? Don’t you say “no” to me! You hypocrite! Anyway, if you want to be my friend or stay on good term with me, you can either: use the old fashion way, like come and talk to me, treat me nicely, maybe I’ll put our relationship into consideration; OR you can offer me a job with good payments, I’d appreciate that… Aaactually, just give money, that would be better. But remember, what I say is not always what I think. Ah, almost forgot. If you want to be my best best best best friend in the whole world, do something to impress me or make me respect you first. We'll go from there.

Who would get on your nerves?
Let’s see. I would not enjoy someone who try to interfere with my work. You know? Like trying to tell me what I should do. Seriously, if I need their advice, I’d have asked them in the first place. Secondly, I hate people who bring their personal life to me. I have no interest in listening to their love life or how much their parents abandoned them. I’m not a therapist. I also don’t like whiny people. Once again, I have no intention in listening to them. I think people who are too serious are no fun either. They are who I call buzz-killers. However, above all, I hate informants. Yeah, that’s right. Those who sell tips to the cops, ruining my good deals, nearly getting me arrested several times. I’d love to punch one in the face… or hex them, that’s fine too.They are the reason why I don’t trust people nowadays.

What about your love life?
Since I have commitment issue, you girls out there should not put too much hope into this. I don’t want to have a cash-consuming machine, or a woman who nags me every time I do something. I don’t want a long term relationship like marriage. But I would like one or two girl by my side once in a while. So, any volunteers?

Raphael Orka Bolton | 28 | Werewolf - Death Eaters | App
Funny - Daredevil - Passionate - Greedy - Slightly brain damaged

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Hopping all up in here to offer Raphael some options for potential threads! I'm afraid I can't really offer up much in the ways of friends, only really in enemies, because I'm a slight Sue and I've got all good guys. xD Or at least guys who fight what they think is the good fight.

First, I've got Andrea. These two might be funner to plot and thread, because they're both relatively young and on opposite sides of this war, and also male and female. Granted, Andrea's got relationships on the way and I wasn't really suggesting that, but just that this could introduce a new level of tension. Plus, she's an Auror, one of those "cops" who would gladly put an end to his deals and his mischief-making. You know what might even be a whole lot of fun? If Andie's the one assigned to his case, to try and track him down as Francis Morel (took a quick peek at his app to make sure I had his profession right in my head). What do you think? It could be lots and lots of fun - they could be enemies of the highest order, and even more so as he's a Death Eater and she's a junior member of the Order.

Second, there's Ted, the big old teddy bear. I honestly have no idea what kind of interactions these two would have, because Ted's friendly to everyone and everything no matter who they are unless they've posed a direct threat to his family. If he met Raphael on the street he'd have absolutely no idea that he was a Death Eater or a werewolf and would treat him no differently than anybody else. So honestly this one can be completely up to you.

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Why hello there. -charming smirk-

I would love a thread between Raffy and Andrea. I can imagine her go into a pub or somewhere to investigate and he, having no idea who she is, try to hit on her. And it would be even funnier if she doesn't know what 'Francis Morel' looks like. And if she already heard that he's working for the Death Eater, it'd be funny having them trying to outsmart each other. (You know, like she tries to catch him to interrogate while he tries to have her off his tail). So yeah, this will be a whole lot of fun! Where do you think this thread should be?

As for Teddy, I don't really see them having a thread in near future either. So far, no idea came into my mind. But I also play Hagrid so... if you can come up with anything,... -wink- -wink-

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Awesome! That idea sounds pretty cool for a thread between them, I love it. We could definitely see where this goes - if at first he gives away anything that he might know something, she'll definitely be trying to weasel more out of him as evidence and cause to bring him in. As for where the thread could be, probably in Knockturn Alley, right? Or Diagon Alley, because Andie could be in either spot. I could start it if you'd like.

And haha, if I think up anything for Ted and Hagrid, I'll let you know! xD

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Yes, please. Cause I need to catch up with my other threads :3

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Here's the thread! Just in case.